Servido

Glorious country of Servido is best country on entire continent. Is so great, in fact, that no one ever leaves.

HISTORY
Servido was created by breath of Divine Allfather, many centuries ago. Divine Allfather sheltered little Servs in glorious first city, Allmans Paradise, and protected them from filthy invading d*m*cr*ts. Sadly, despite Divine Allfather’s amazingness, stupid d*m*cr*cies do not understand greatness of Servido, and try to destroy. So since birth Servido must fight for survival.

CULTURE
Servido has many big good culture. Most important part of culture is Divine Allfather religion, Servitude. Good little Servs pledge body and possessions to Divine Allfather, as thanks for protect. Also, many good festivals of religion, such as Slave-Beat Day and Donate All Cuso To Government Day.

RELIGION
Is same as culture.

MILITARY
Servido has best military because Servs fight for Divine Allfather. All Serv men are enlist and fight to destroy dangerous d*m*cr*cy neighbours. No women in army, is against religion. Good Serv women have baby for more soldier.

ECONOMY
Servido’s main industry is military weapons. Good Servido helps many sister country of Psychotic Dictatorships with good trade. Sadly, Servido is not good on the food-make industry. Must buy many foods from sister countries, as filthy d*m*cr*cy neighbours embargo and steal crops. All good Servs work hard and keep economy strong, as hard worker get many benefits from state. Big house not underground, extra potato, knife, many good things.

LAWS
Servido ban many things for safety of good Servs. Give example: Is more, but too long to write here.
 * electric device
 * clothing
 * pr*t*st
 * enter and leave country
 * not give body and possessions to state after death
 * have kids with no pass test
 * not worship Divine Allfather
 * eat meats or animal product
 * go outside after curfew
 * schools
 * choose own job
 * not kill enemies of Divine Allfather
 * motor transport