Servitude

SERVITUDE IS A SERVIDOAN SUBSECT OF DEAREST LEADERISM. ALL GOOD SERVS PRACTICE THIS RELIGION AS NOT DOING SO IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

OUR GOD
DIVINE ALLFATHER IS THE ONE TRUE GOD. TO NOT WORSHIP HIM WITH EVERY FIBRE OF YOUR BEING IS BLASPHEMY.

CREATION
IN THE BEGINNING, DIVINE ALLFATHER USED AN INFINITELY SMALL AMOUNT OF HIS POWER TO CREATE THE UNIVERSE, THE EARTH, ALL COUNTRIES, AND HUMANS. TO THE FIRST HUMANS, DIVINE ALLFATHER GAVE EVERYTHING THEY NEEDED TO SURVIVE, CRAFTED OUT OF HIS OWN FLESH AND BLOOD. ALL HE WANTED IN RETURN WAS THAT THEY PLEDGE THEIR LIFE, SOUL, BODY, AND ALL THEIR WORLDLY POSSESSIONS TO HIM, AND THAT THEY LIVE A LIFE OF WORSHIP AND SERVITUDE TO HIM. SOME NATIONS WERE RIGHTFULLY HUMBLED THAT THEY WERE EVEN ALLOWED TO BREATHE IN THE ALLFATHER’S PRESENCE, AND AGREED TO THESE TERMS. BUT OTHERS, THE FILTHY FR**D*M LOVING D*M*CR*TS, REJECTED OUR LOVING ALLFATHER AND TURNED INSTEAD TO A LIFE OF SIN. OF COURSE, DIVINE ALLFATHER WAS OUTRAGED, AND THOUGH HE COULD’VE WIPED OUT THESE SCUM WITH THE MEREST FLUTTER OF AN EYELASH, HE CHOSE INSTEAD TO GIVE US, HIS HUMBLE SERVANTS, THE OPPORTUNITY TO GIVE OUR PATHETIC LIVES WORTH BY DESTROYING HIS DISGUSTING ENEMIES. TO THIS DAY, HUMBLE SERV WORSHIPPERS ARE FIGHTING TO DESTROY THE VILE D*M*CR*TS AND BRING SERVITUDE TO ALL NON-BELIEVERS.

TEN COMMANDMENTS

 * 1) NO SERV OWNS ANYTHING, NOT EVEN THEIR OWN BODY. ALL THINGS MUST BE GIVEN TO THE DIVINE ALLFATHER. FAILURE TO DO SO IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH
 * 2) ALL SERVS MUST WORSHIP DIVINE ALLFATHER, AND FOLLOW EVERY RULE IN THE SCRIPTURES AND EVERY LAW CREATED BY THE GOVERNMENT. FAILURE TO DO SO IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH
 * 3) THE GOVERNMENT CAN ONLY BE LED BY THE DIVINE ALLFATHER IN HIS HUMAN FORM. ANYONE WHO TRIES TO SEIZE POWER FROM HIM MUST BE KILLED
 * 4) NO SERV MAY COVER THEIR BODIES WITH ANY MATTER, BE IT CLOTHING OR DIRT. TO DO SO IS TO ADMIT SHAME IN THE ALLFATHER’S CREATION, AND IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH
 * 5) ONLY THOSE CHOSEN BY THE ALLFATHER MAY BREED HIM MORE SLAVES
 * 6) ALL SERVS MUST KILL D*M*CR*TS, R*B*LS, HUMAN R*GHTS ACT*V*STS, AND OTHER ENEMY FILTH. TO FAIL TO DO SO IS TO DIRECTLY CONSPIRE AGAINST DIVINE ALLFATHER, AND IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH
 * 7) NO SERV MAY USE ANYTHING POWERED BY ELECTRICITY. DOING SO IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ONLY DIVINE ALLFATHER HIMSELF IS WORTHY OF WIELDING A PURE MANIFESTATION OF HIS POWER
 * 8) NO SERV MAY TAKE DAYS OFF FROM THEIR JOBS. DOING SO IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH
 * 9) ALL SERVS MUST OBSERVE RELIGIOUS HOLIDAYS. FAILURE TO DO SO IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH
 * 10) ALL SERVS MUST RECITE THE PLEDGE OF SERVITUDE EVERY DAY AT SUNRISE AND SUNSET. FAILURE TO DO SO IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH

PLEDGE OF SERVITUDE
THIS PLEDGE IS THE OFFICIAL NATIONAL ANTHEM OF SERVIDO AND A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT. BE WARNED THAT SINGING AND RHYMING ARE ILLEGAL, NO MATTER HOW OVERCOME WITH PASSION YOU FEEL AT THE THOUGHT OF THE ALLFATHER. LOYAL WORSHIPPERS MUST SPEAK THIS OR BE PUNISHED WITH DEATH. FAILURE TO KEEP TO THE TERMS OF THE PLEDGE IS ALSO PUNISHABLE BY DEATH."LYRICS:""OH SERVIDO, LAND OF PROSPERITY""I PLEDGE MY LIFE TO YOU""DIVINE ALLFATHER, BLESSED BE YOU""MAY YOU REIGN ETERNALLY""OF MY EARTHLY POSSESSIONS""MY CHILDREN, AND MY SOUL""MAY YOU TAKE WITH ABANDON""AND AS I WAS BORN ON THIS LAND""I SHALL DIE ON THIS LAND""AND MAY MY CORPSE AND ORGANS BOLSTER THE ECONOMY"